Towards the right hand side, past the people in packs
Lies a Thneed factory on the horizon, straight from the Lorax
Inside you go and climb the stairs to the top
To two dueling water slides, with a beautiful backdrop
All around you can look, at lands out of a book
Sliding straight down with a grin on your face
At 30 miles per hour, the slides keep an exceptional pace.
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The people of Universal, all clothed in their suits
Step into the park, filled with fun slides and chutes
They walk up ahead, through the Truffula tree gate
In hopes of a great day, with not a single debate.
The tall colorful trees all sway in the air
Through the Truffula Tree forest, past the first aid and care.
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1 - Truffula Tree Forest
2 - Sneetch Beach
3 - Mt. Crumpit
4 - Mt. Zorn
5 - Cat in the Hat Playzone
6/7 - The Jungle of Nool
After a swirling slide, come down and eat with pride
Have a Cheesy vegemite twist, or a macaroon that can't be missed.
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Guests who want a Yent, will be in luck with what we proudly present
A hopping Yop, or a sleeping Zeep, you'll find everything we have to keep
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Like a Yot in a Pot, or a Wasket in a Basket, or a Pandle in your Sandle?
Venture as you please, within the Truffula Trees, and come across a shop, with a bright symbol up top
There's a sale on wockets, to place in your pockets
Grab your own while they last, or they'll be in the past.
Your wocket can guide you around the colorful park
Showing you details and symbols, that were hidden in the dark
A cozy beach tucked away on the shore
Brings you 5 foot waves and guests begging for more
It's the path you pave,
braving the waves out of a cave
Walk among the Sneetch
As you visit their Beach
Play ball on the sand
Or build a castle grand
Not a day goes bland
Even if nothing goes planned
Split your spleen, laugh and glean, at this shop by Sylvester McMonkey McBean
Buy Sneetch gear, wear it all year, and exit through the rear
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Travel up to the icy peak of Mt. Crumpit
For three slides that scare you a bit
If you want to face the treacherous treks
Then you'll venture up to the top; the park's apex
Mt. Crumpit features the fastest slides in all the land
That only the bravest Whos can stand.
Grinchy Grin towers over all
At 99 feet tall
There's speeds faster than a highway car
You'll travel 60 miles per hour which take you far
Next to the Grinchy Grin lies a slide that's fun
It's two drops for the price of one
You'll glide down the slide and stump over a lump
which leads to a bump, and then a final hump
Quick as you go, it's over so fast
Make sure this slide isn't your last
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A 6 person raft takes off from the top of the slope
At amuch slower speed than the others so you can cope
You travel in the mountain and see the Grinch in his lair
Smiling with his noticeable bright green hair
Splashdown comes in at the base of the stream
You've all conquered Mt. Crumpit as a terrific team
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See Mt. Zorn, and hear the sunrise horn
Glide down the colorful rolling hills
And experience all the adventurous thrills
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Oh the places you'll flow
On the mountainside glow
Ride the tubes through the hillside
Down the rolling stream of the tide
On a four person raft
You'll flow like an aircraft
Through swirving sweeps and canyon deeps
You'll go oh so far
That you'll win a gold star
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Race your friends down an eight person lane
On your own toboggan you'll have lots to gain
Ride over steeps and stumps down the colorful bumps
And Sprint to the finish
Don't be slow as a slinish
Have a clue like a Who
That finishing number one is better than two.
Seuss Landing by MonorailRed and spacemt354
Is coming to Universal Australia, that and so much more
We hope you enjoy this park of Whos, Thneeds, and trees
Sit back, relax, and take in the Sneetch beach breeze
Come one, come all, Thing 1, Thing 2
A children's playzone, for a Who and you
Climb through mazes and jump through jags
Step through fizzling fountains and giggling gags
Slope down the slides and into the lagoon
You'll find fun oh so very soon
Have fun dining at this fancy feast
Of wishes made by Mr. Ish's Magical Dishes
Dine on Yot in a Pot or Fradle in the Cradle
Munch on punch or dine on swine
Time is of the essence as the menu is divine.
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A shop of weird and wacky hats
Hats for cats, yats, and dingleberry dats
Buy hunches and bunches, or a hat for Sam I Am
Buy a mega stuffed hat of green eggs and ham
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Journey into the Jungle of Nool
Where the water's as warm as a fresh water pool
The slides are blast and the excitement's sure to last
Ready set go, for our adventures will grow
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A family raft ride of epic heights
Sail along with Horton and avoid the frieghts
For the route from Mt. Nool is a tight one at best
The slide is a lot of fun, and after, you can rest
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Travel through the rivers of nool
Along with the turning tubes that launch you into a pool
Through all the twists and turns through the trees
You feel the crisp notion of a windy breeze
The ride ends and another journey begins
Not before your tube goes through a series of spins
Walk along with boastful bears and proud rabbits
Who roam the jungle with two bad habits
Play with interactive buttons to tell the tale
Of the two biggest fools on the Big Brag Trail
And thus ends our whimsical park
We are open from sunrise till sundark
We hope you'd have a fun look at our standing
Come see us soon down at Seuss Landing